First day of solo teaching fingers crossed for good students
*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
so when ned and catelyn were reunited after robert’s rebellion she was like “i have a surprise for you… it’s a baby!” and ned pulled jon out and was like “no way! me too! crazy right”
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.